IM SORRY WHAT

crazy how much this tweet reads like a time traveller going back in time to fix the future

good man!

I'm almost level 13! I feel ridiculously puny.

My cat is yelling at me.

*too

COOKIES

Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm really hungry.

My mother is building soup, and this pleases me.

Im.....SO....hungry.

Mmmm. Hungry.

Awake: DO NOT WANT.

***Beauty and the Beast

Just got home from The Core, and steak and shake times.

'While you were in the bathroom, I was secretly eating with my toes' - my mom

Mmmmmmmmmsleep.

MMMMMmmmmmmmsleeeeeeeep.

TWO MORE DAYS TIL MY DADDY COMES HOME!!!!!!!!!

I just walked into a fence. Inconsiderate fence.

Pooping in New Jersey. #appropriate