Rule #62; be g-unit, become a douche

Rule 94; your ego should be like Kanye's ego, if possible

Rule #109; when listening to music with your headphones, make others know what you listen to and turn that shit up

Rule #41; when you have had sex, The Lonely Island have a song for you, listen to it

Rule #11; always take a joke, then make an even better come-back joke, leave them silent

Rule #109; if you speak a language that someone doesn't understand, speak it. It is annoying as fuck, they will think you speak about them

Rule #99; always laugh at your own douche-jokes. If you won't, then who will?

Rule #5; two and a half men's song-You're a douche, is our own theme song, every douche should listen to it

Rule #187; it is never allowed to be a douche against your mother, only against others. Your own mother is holy

Rule #29; this will never happen, a douche doesn't take the fist step

Rule #119; always appreciate yogapants, as a proper douche you love them

Rule #39; brag about yourself, you're an awesome douche, let others know that shit

Rule #8; don't hold any doors, the only acceptable time to hold the door is when you hold the door for a hot girl with a tight-looking booty

Rule #176; always laugh at others troubles, except cancer, that shit is fucked and shouldn't exist #fucancer

Rule #108; a bro-douche retweets the douche-code's rules

Rule #69; this man is a legend, where should you fuck her?

Rule #1; be proud of what you are = a douche

Rule #28; a girl with a tight booty should get cred for it, smack that ass

Rule #12; the bro-code, written by king Barney, is holy. If you and your douche-friends need guidence, look in it #brocode #barneystinson

Rule #5; if the girl offers to pay the bill at a resturant, be the douche and let her #douche