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Coinbase made $700k in ETH today from Base.

That's amazing that an exchange can make $500k in ETH from a Layer 2 blockchain built on Ethereum.

Wait until Wall Street analysts find out that Coinbase made $300k in ETH from Base today.

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I like how the net worth halving at halving joke has been working for four cycles now.

I’m sad to announce that due to unforeseen market conditions I am now a long term investor.

The Ethereum core dev that proposed this EIP

Me after I'm done thinking about litecoin

This is what I was hinting at recently, which is something that should absolutely be offered everywhere:

Index futures on major narratives, sectors, and themes.

WOO X did it. Memes, L2s, and the GMCI GM30 perp.

Try it at x.woo.org/register?ref=F…

Bitcoiners are amazing marketers.

Meme a coin into an ETF and then rebranded NFTs and Tokens with super cool sounding names.

Farmerboi gainzy GMCI is JV between The Block and Wintermute and will be raising soon(TM)

gainzy We are working on exactly that. Goal is to have all of the indices (Meme, L1, L2, AI, DeFi, DePin, GameFi) tradable as perps on top exchanges like Binance, OKX, Bybit etc.

theblock.co/indices/other/…

Crypto lets you 100X long wealth with mental health as collateral.

Some people unfortunately get liquidated.

Today, WOO X becomes the first CEX to launch L2 and Memes indices, along with GMCI’s flagship GMCI 30 index.

Diversifying exposure towards various crypto sectors just got a lot simpler.

Introducing WOO X Index Perps - powered by Wintermute and GMCI (1/7)

SOL MOON

The airdrop they gave my puppets are worth $4k each.

TIL the IRS is exactly like Bored Apes asking Zach for help after clicking a link to animate their apes.