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Jennifer

@DisorderedJen

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calendar_today08-08-2021 00:11:21

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Had to take our cat to the vet for her annual checkup. My daughter was comforting her. She tried to make a break for it, resulting in my favorite picture of my cat. 😂 Tweets of Cats

Had to take our cat to the vet for her annual checkup. My daughter was comforting her. She tried to make a break for it, resulting in my favorite picture of my cat. 😂 @TweetsOfCats
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Our cat loves to play this game in which she truly WANTS to go upstairs but when you try to take her, she resists. If you leave her she cries to go. My son just approached her and announced, “You’re being abducted. Don’t resist.” She loves it. Dork.

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I do not understand this fascination with putting cats in a sock. If I tried to do that to my cat, she’d scratch my eyes out.

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For the first Christmas in my (long) life, I don’t have a Christmas tree. Sad, but I don’t feel joy. No point.

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My mom got a refund from Sam’s Club today. It was a check for 24¢. My mom has been dead for more than ten years. Uh, thanks? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I was thinking about my end days, and wasn’t really paying attention to where I was going. Drove myself to my old job. Oooops. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Had a bit of snow last night. Hubby got up to shovel the driveway. I leave for work about an hour after he’s done. He’s made this. I love him so much. ❤️❄️⛄️

Had a bit of snow last night. Hubby got up to shovel the driveway. I leave for work about an hour after he’s done. He’s made this. I love him so much. ❤️❄️⛄️
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I had a weird dream I was using my grandma’s new vacuum. It worked so well, but it attracted butterflies so you could only vacuum for a minute or two before the room was full of them. It was… uncomfortable. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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My hubs and I thought about going bowling today. Looked up the prices. ONE lane, ONE hour, two people. Almost SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARS. That’s absolutely ridiculous.

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I’ve received SO MANY ads, emails, pop-ups,etc. for sales this weekend that I’m overwhelmed. I can’t keep track of any of it. I’m staying home and not spending any money. Good thing I don’t have any gifts to buy. 😀

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