Making devices that get you stoned so small that they are really easy to lose is such a funny prank

I want some of the mental illness that had Dr.Bronners writing all that crazy shit on soap bottles

Since I planted 9 different herbs that were approximately the same size at once, I have created a very slow race for myself to spectate all summer.

Out of pity

If the windows are down and the stereo is blasting Creedence Clearwater Revival, you should be legally allowed to drink beer while driving.

I wonder how many Pi Kapps have stood before the board of whichever kangaroo court they use at UNC to hide sexual assault

feel like pure shit just want him back ...

I don't remember making this

Vast distances have been the only thing keeping the Midwestern stares from congealing together into an extremely polite vassal state. You're playing with fire.

2013

The Columbia protests remind me a lot of Jan 6. Sorry if that's wrong but I only watch TV on mute. Today I turned on HGTV and got scared because I saw some guys demolishing a house

I support all the protests!....as long as the protesters reserve a protest conference room using the sign-up form posted on Microsoft SharePoint and sit quietly with their hands folded looking plain and whispering their demands with their eyes closed.

water

Fat guy in faded Bears sweatshirt dipping a fully loaded Chicago style hot dog in Lake Michigan

Has anyone considered this

I don't think it would be very flattering for my rubenesque figure