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Dev Machette

@DevMachette_

brand @bettybuzz @bettybooze 🚁 // eternal optimist wrapped in ~relatable~ self deprecation // talking or tiktoking // pastry enthusiast

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“Anytime you say the word ‘algorithm’ just replace the word with ‘audience.’ The algorithm didn’t like that video? No, the audience didn’t like that video.”

- MrBeast on when content doesn’t perform.

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2024 is going to be a year of internal ease and external friction.

In order to feel more flow in my lifestyle, I want to work on more time for meditating, low impact workouts, and pockets of joy in the form of art, music, and cooking.

In order to protect and validate my own…

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Trying to simplify the items in my kitchen. Do you think I can throw out my boyfriends coca cola branded hot dog machine or

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Follow + learn from people who are where you want to be, but recognize the context that comes with their situation.

Are they older?
Did they start with more money?
Do they work 16 hrs a day?

Learn from them but recognize your own roadblocks + advantages. Then start planning.

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2024 Ins and Outs.

In:
Short nails
Morning Lattes
Afternoon Matchas
Cute NA bevs
Low Impact Movement
Meditation
Working in sprints
Making plans, and executing them
Loud about needs/wants
Activities with friends

Out:
Multiple coffees a day
Spending hours/money on nails
Martinis…

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The power of tiktok is wild. All my niece wanted for christmas was a stanley water bottle. I'm seeing viral videos of parents gifting their little girls stanley water bottles.

When I was 8 I wanted a pony and an easy bake oven.

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Balance.

Also, these crispy potatoes are my crowning achievement. But I do have to drink a probiotic green juice after because they will ruin my skin 😇

Balance. Also, these crispy potatoes are my crowning achievement. But I do have to drink a probiotic green juice after because they will ruin my skin 😇
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I tweeted about my preference working this week over others because of the quiet…but that comes with a lot of asterisks.

If I didn’t have to work, I wouldn’t.

If you can take time off PLEASE do. If you work in corporate but haven’t taken time and have PTO? Take it. RN. PLS.

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My favorite work week of the year is in-between christmas and new years.

It's quiet, you can crush through work without anonymous possum watching what you're up to in shared google docs, no meetings.

I'd rather take off any other week of the year - this is where all my prep…

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Actually let’s just play this out for a second.

Imagine these grown adult men, paid millions for being VERY good at their jobs, sat behind a podium and said very seriously that a players girlfriend could be the reason Patrick Mahomes has thrown 13 picks this year (the same…

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