@MysterySolvent2.0 Whoredrobes

What should Time’s cover line about Trump really say?

What does this catalog sell?

@MysterySolvent2.0 Taint Misbehaving

I heard Lisa Rubin say Trump is given stacks of printed out articles that say nice things about him to keep him awake in court! It’s like buying an activity book for your 6 year old when you go on a long trip. 😂😂😂😂

@MysterySolvent2.0 The Narcoleptic Narcissist

What does Trump have in his mouth?

Ted Cruz

@MysterySolvent2.0 Vagenta

@MysterySolvent2.0 How many police need to go thru the window before one of them can open a door?

@MysterySolvent2.0 Nap of the Count of Mostly Crisco

@MysterySolvent2.0 Sleepy McFartPants and the Case of the Freezing Courtroom.

What’s the shade name of Lauren Boebert’s lipstick?

I’m surprised how out of shape the NYPD looked as they went into The Columbia campus. A few of them had a hard time jogging!!

What should this courtroom sketch be titled?

It’s amazing that Columbia is having such a hard time dealing with the protesters who broke into a building. I’m pretty sure I would get arrested if I broke into a building.