BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it? ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that

Luis Suarez is that you?!?

"Hey David, our regular guitarist is too hungover to perform for this satellite exclusive. Can you fill In?" #totp

"Exclusive from Gary Barlow" * * not #totp

THAT was a quick wardrobe change, Gina G😮 #totp

It's Pretty Vacant!! WHATS THE NUMBER AGAIN?!?🤣 #totp

Banger to start with. #totp

*Checks to see if this is in my Legs and Co playlist on Spotify* it's not, so it's being added! #totp

Tune to end with as well! #totp

Peeley episode klaxon! #totp

Love this 👌#totp

Was this before or after the performance with the band in American football outfits? #totp

Play Talk Talk! #totp

Play Shalamar! #totp

Now THIS is a tune to end with #totp

This week marks 23 years since Mike Bassett: England Manager was released in UK cinemas. A brilliant film, which gave us the most underrated England World Cup song of all time…