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Danny Teletex

@DannyJones20

I might look like Robert Ford, but I feel like Jesse James

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Courtney Love sees Taylor Swift as a “safe space for girls,” but doesn’t believe her music is “important” or “interesting”→ cos.lv/aKNg50RgFUi

Courtney Love sees Taylor Swift as a “safe space for girls,” but doesn’t believe her music is “important” or “interesting”→ cos.lv/aKNg50RgFUi
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Neville Southall(@NevilleSouthall) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Good morning everyone I hope you all have an amazing day
You know when you wake up and go fuck it
I am not living like this anymore
This could be your day
You’re fight back could start now
You can do it
I am 100% sure u can
Keep going
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💙

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Danny Teletex(@DannyJones20) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That was fuckin abysmal

Absolute garbage.

Even in the last seconds when they needed to boot the ball in to bournemouth box they were both incapable and, amazingly, seemed to decide not to do it.

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Bournemouth players taking the piss out of the United players.

United players taking the piss out of the United fans.

Woeful.

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And fckin Dalot? Fckin hell. We are really fcked if he’s the best we have got.

Garancho, Mainoo and now Kambwala all showing the rest of the lazy over priced shower what it should take to earn a place in the United team.

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Onana pushing shots wide he should be catching. His magical playing from the back still hasn’t materialised, with passes going straight out of play. Maguire dithering and slowing us down, and with a few wild passes of his own. Team needs an overhaul.

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The match analysis fans were really out in force after yesterday’s shit show against lfc. Raving about Maguire and Onana. I’m all for supporting the players but jesus wept, the bar is getting below ground level. We were lucky we didn’t get thrashed.

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Neville Southall(@NevilleSouthall) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Goodnight everyone I hope you all have a wonderful sleep and magical dreams
From all my failures in life I learnt I am as good as anyone because I got through them
You will too
Because if a tit like me can
You definitely will
Keep going
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💙

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Danny Teletex(@DannyJones20) 's Twitter Profile Photo

VAR is as welcome an addition to football as the “so good so good” section is to Sweet Caroline.

Yes, I really do thinks it’s that bad.

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Diabolically bad performance once again.

If Dalot was our best player this season then that would at least be one way of explaining how shit we’ve been.

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Mannie Quinn(@MannieMighty1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Between 2015 and 2019, Tony Robinson spent more time and energy bashing Jeremy Corbyn than he did, criticizing David Cameron, Theresa May and Boris Johnson.
This is why he's an irrelevant little cunt who should be ignored as Labour's luvvy hand puppet, and dismissed as a wanker.

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Darren Webb(@United_Webby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Since attending my first match in 1976 as a 5 year old I’ve seen some great teams and some very poor teams,but this mob takes the cake,so many bang average and poor players,where do we go? I ain’t got a clue,bad times 🇾🇪

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Aurora borialis shining down in Dallas(@luntman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m selling 2 James Acaster tickets at O2 City Hall, Newcastle, Newcastle Upon Tyne on Wednesday 10th April. Can transfer via ticketmaster. Please DM if interested.

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Collin Rugg(@CollinRugg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

JUST IN: 8 skaters ejected after a massive fight breaks out between the New York Rangers and New Jersey Devils.

This is insane.

Immediately after the game started, all 10 skaters started brawling.

The fight apparently stemmed from an incident earlier in the month when Rangers…

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Historic Vids(@historyinmemes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The greatest moment in TV history was when Jamie Oliver showed children how mcnuggets are made and smugly said 'now who would still eat this?' and literally everyone put their hand up and he looked really sad

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Danny Teletex(@DannyJones20) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Pathetic from United. Stopped playing with 10 mins to go. Unforgivable.

And Dalot has been a fucking travesty at the back.

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