He knows what he’s saying, and he knows what he’s doing, and I daresay he gets a kick out of it. That’s on him, not me.

Don’t vote Lib Dem - they’re the party of abuse, assault and bullying.

#AskAlex #AskWendy

Alex Cole Hamilton's nomination as First Minister was just greeted by spontaneous laughter at Holyrood.

ScotRail drivers can earn 55K after three years of qualifying time. Trainees start at 31K.
Happy to help Stevie Hunny.

Guess the team

Yer recently divorced Da on a solo trip to 'find himself'

I blame Aldi in paisley for selling chainsaws.

What time do you think The Statement will be issued?

Barking. Absolutely barking.

Fuck all has changed now you’re an old dried up midden Carly love.

Fuck sake. This yin ticks all the fucking boxes.

Fucks sake. Just checked lists I’m in from my dedicated fans. Big shout out to “Richard Patten”. I think he fancies me.

Celtic pot shot - he praises the fans, said he asked for more money, didn’t get it, left, had an offer to go to Denmark, he thinks Glasgow weather and Danish weather is shit, so moved to US for the climate. Zero pot shots taken. Bad news story number ? this week?

Alexa. Show me an insufferable wankpuffin.

On this day when we remember the 'unusual' aspects of Graeme Souness' financial dealings, the key point is that @scottishfa cannot say they didn't know.

Clear documentary evidence- sworn as evidence within the legal system- is available. They ignored it.

Breaking!
Willie Collum to referee the Glasgow Derby at Parkhead on Saturday. John Beaton ruled out due to away fans not being allowed to attend…

Good to hear from you again, Mike. You’ve certainly had the weather for growing concrete since we last spoke. All the best, etc.

There you go. Just borrow the money and buy a season ticket at the real Hun Dome mate. You’ll fit in well with the CA point scoring thundercunts there.

I’ll say it again. A Hun without bus fare calling people “spastics” is really quite something.
Lovely people.