I promise it gets better, you just gotta get through Fortnight

I was in New Orleans last week and someone started the Eagles chant on Bourbon Street.

i want to establish that Taylor is right, but I have been on this for six years

thank you, management

amazon 'customer service' just called me, should i give them $50,000 in a shoebox

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got my plane muffuletta, ready for the magic cc:Helen Rosner

Monica never misses 🎯🎯

'I just have trouble understanding how … body scanners for county jails somehow connect people to treatment and public defenders don’t.'
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good writing — criticism or otherwise — comes from love! hope that helps, babes!

yeah, people are always saying I’m the Joan Didion of always being a little sleepy

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oh nooooow new yorkers wanna include north jersey

sir, the Vampire Weekend album caused an earthquake