Libya, a war torn country sells fuel at 52 Naira per litre!

Every great man has some deep rooted trauma. Napoleon. Alexander. Jesus. Buddha. Genghis. If the great man went to therapy to heal his trauma he wouldn’t have achieved what he did. Being “fixed” is a psy op. Stay weird.

YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT. On one condition: You do whatever is required. That does not guarantee happiness, safety, fulfilment, efficiency, or even that it will have been worth it in the end. Do you understand?

Become ungovernable.

You’re dating young girls because women your age see the clown in you.

Arne Slot says Federico Chiesa is ready to start tomorrow night but isn't ready to complete 90 minutes yet.

Stop telling everyone about every single thing you’re doing. Release that need for validation. It cheapens you, and is blasphemy against that which is personal and sacred.

i think about this often

I dey suck my woman breast today I no play basketball tickets, na God save me, breasts saves lives

You go see babe wey fine and get sense for TL, you go ask her where she de stay and she go talk say Anambra😭😭, why Anambra?? Why?? Why ???

If you are living in Uyo, charge your earbuds before you head out. That is what will carry you to your destination, not bike or keke.

Belarus President Lukashenko orders military generals to prepare for war.

A man wastes a woman's time by dangling commitment without actually ever having the intention to invest in her so he can extract sex from her. A woman wastes a man's time by constantly pulling him away from more important things by misbehaving until he prioritises her emotions.

Airtel WiFi is trash o jsyk

A work project takes me away from home for a week, 2 or 3 times a year. A female project partner and I have become inseparable - walking arm-in-arm, having dinner, flirting heavily. Both married, so nothing ever happens but it's like a secret second life and I fucking love it.

Was in mid-shag with a metal chick I met when she made an unusual request: I was to do her from behind, while she stuck her head out the window and howled at the moon. Landlord had painted them all shut so had to smash one with a mop. Strangest night of my life.

You get mind carry this head go secondary school? 😳😂

Puff and pass nur reach my girlfriend side o.. I go comot your teeth o