Dear Premier League fixture computer. Can you please make Palace away at Ipswich the penultimate game of next season? Thanks in advance, love from the Palace for Life 'Bike to' challenge cyclists.

My captain.

I would be quite worried, except my heart rate monitor was in a bag.

I don't want this to end. Please give us another year.

If things carry on like this, Oliver Glasner will overtake Johnny Ertl as my favourite ever Austrian.

Just finished Day 1 of the Palace for Life Bike to Wolves. For some reason my inner monologue on the road took on the voice of Matt Stephens . Never Strays Far

First here Palace for Life justgiving.com/page/stephen-k…

For the avoidance of doubt, when I say I'm cycling to watch Palace play Wolves, I mean in the Black Country, not the USA. justgiving.com/page/stephen-k… Palace for Life

Returning to the USA 🦅🇺🇸

We'll be taking on Wolves and West Ham in the #StatesideCup 🙌

I'm going to keep quote tweeting these things until you - yes you! - sponsor me! justgiving.com/page/stephen-k…

No worries, we're not allowed to cycle on the motorway, anyway Palace for Life justgiving.com/page/stephen-k…

It's as bad as the white jersey competition in the grand tours.

I was there for each of these, and I'll be there again tomorrow. Please sponsor me if you can - justgiving.com/page/stephen-k…

Maybe now we'll stop having pundits complaining when the assistant ref doesn't immediately raise their flag. This is why.

Special words, for a special person 🥰

Some messages for Wardy after winning the Chairman’s Award for Outstanding Contribution 👏

One of the first councils to sign up to a controversial government bailout programme over its high needs deficits has been slammed by inspectors over its 'failing' SEND services

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A thread about one of the many public sector scandals going under the radar....

The DfE 'safety valves' for special educational needs.

These were started in 2021 due to councils getting into deficit on school spending because demand for special needs support has risen so much.

But Man Utd failed it.