Brexit f'cked everyone of us! It gave Putin a green light, and destabilised the European Union.
I have never said the EU was perfect, it has it's faults, but whilst we had a seat at the table, a voice, vote & a veto we had every opportunity to make it better! #BrexitBrokeBritain

The excellent Peter Stefanovic with news...

Tory MPs saying NHS waiting list in February 'fell' by just over 36,000 so “the plan is working”

BUT it ONLY fell because 36,000 pathways [cases where someone is awaiting treatment] have been EXCLUDED from the Feb figures!!!

Tory James Daly MP who has pushed the Greater Manchester Police to 'investigate' Angela Rayner sounding utterly ridiculous on BBC Politics #PoliticsLive today.

Asked 3 times 'what is it you think she's done?'
He had absolutely no answer.

So has he been wasting police time?

Imagine having to sit in a hot, sticky courtroom, next to Mango Shitgibbon Trump all day, and hoping his incontinence pants don't leak. #TrumpTrial
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Does anyone know why this #ToryMP has turned off the comments? Surely he would like a good, robust debate on #BrexitBenefits or the total lack of them. Does he have something to hide?

#WordleX1031 4/6

The third attempt was our Andre Preview moment - all the right letters but not necessarily in the right order

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Crazed Vorderist Susanna Reid challenges Chris Matthews of United Utilities,a water company that has dumped 27,000 hours worth of untreated sewage since 2020.
Chris is calm, moist & dainty.
He stands up admirably for us shareholders.
We are the good guys🙌

Author, Have I Got News For You writer John O'Farrell was superb on #bbclaurak this morning.....brilliant

Robbie Gibb, the Tory 'plant' on the BBC Board, would have hated it. Marvellous. 👍🏼

Finally our lawn has dried out enough for the first cut of the year

#gardenshour

'There's absolutely no doubt that people are getting better and better at stealing money!' 👀

Rory Stewart & @CampbellClaret discuss how financial institutions are combating this worrying trend with Revolut #ad

This is the latest prediction for the revised #SurreyEast constituency, currently held by #RishiSunak acolyte #ClaireMeatTaxCoutinho . If only the other parties would form an alliance to make sure of the right result

#GeneralElectionN0W #bbclaurak

'In January 2023, a prominent Tory MP was accused of pocketing tens of thousands of taxpayer cash after Met Police received a report that they had committed expenses fraud by improperly claiming housing funds.'

Unlike Angela Rayner 🌹, they were unnamed.

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Our investigative journalist Max Colbert @mc00.bsky.social explains how a luxury dog food entrepreneur teamed up with a former Tory MP to bag £258m of PPE contracts – and bought a mansion just weeks later 💰
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'Billionaire Bypasses Rules with Anonymous Gift to Senior Minister, Where's the Accountability?' – Byline Times bylinesupplement.com/p/wheels-withi…

Whenever anyone asks 'why is #Brexit bad for British Citizens'? Please keep this in mind 👇🏼 young Brit posted on Facebook group dedicated to life after Brexit asking how to go to Tenerife for summer/holiday work - UK's next generations have had wings clipped! #GetBrexitUndone

Lee Anderson spells his name wrong on his campaign leaflet.

Makes a video of it with Lee Andersin MP for all to see his 30p Lee stupidity.

Don’t RT we wouldn’t want Reform UK‘s only living MP to get embarrassed.

My stoma was called “Predator” because of the noises it made during meetings!

My book - 'Wrestling The Octopus” is not about octopus wrestling. Free download from my website. ...and there's a podcast - tinyurl.com/yc7v28ru

#bbcsaturdaylive

Very sceptical about these #soundshirts that Newcastle United FC are introducing as we've all seen on #MOTD that the first thing their fans do is take their shirts off to expose ample waistlines and moobs #r4today

The Electoral Commission fined the Tories £10,750 (7 x Angela Rayner Units!) on March 19th

I can't find any mention of it in the Daily Mail, Telegraph or Daily Express

Have I missed something, or are they merely propaganda sheets with actions described by Tory Comms man yday?

OK. I give up! How the hell are we supposed to be able to tell the difference between genuine quotes from Liz Truss's book and those which are spoofs. She has so blurred the line between reality & comedy that I'm struggling. Will have to wait until it is remaindered

#r4today