Of all the commonwealth Army bands, New Zealand is the most entertaining and delightfully bonkers

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“We are making urgent enquiries of HMCTS to secure assurances as to the safety of our members.”

We tell Law Society Gazette, after a solicitor was allegedly injured during an incident involving court security officers at Stratford Magistrates’ Court.

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So everyone is aware the sad oompah loompa from the knockoff Wonka experience in Glasgow is now in the US living a grand one as the Americans now try to do that same crap Wonka experience?

Ladies leave the man rest a wee while after his journey will ye

Don’t f’ck with northern people.

A joy to have a-level students at crown court today from a local college. Great to see people at 6th form looking at law seriously, excited about crime. Loved their questions. I was able to plug this hijab which can be worn under a wig ❤️ Ivy&Normanton

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EXCLUSIVE: Duty solicitor pinned down by security staff at Stratford said he ‘could not breathe’.

The Gazette speaks to the duty solicitor involved in the Stratford Magistrates Court incident - who says he does not feel safe to return.

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I can confirm this was right at the entrance of UCLA tonight.

I went there with a friend.

The thing that shocked me was no one tried taking it down or stopping it. And people laughed at it as they walked by.

LIAM: I HAVE DECIDED TO GO STRAIGHT

COUNSEL:

LIAM: YOU OK

COUNSEL: sorry I was lost for words for a moment. I’m delighted. A bit surprised, but

LIAM: STRAIGHT TO JAIL. CAN YOU REQUEST A REMAND MY MISSUS IS DOING ME HEAD IN

COUNSEL: oh for goodness’ sake

LIAM: AM SERIOUS

LIAM: YANO THE WITNESS WHO’S TURNED UP UNEXPECTEDLY

COUNSEL: yes

LIAM: OBVIOUSLY AM GONNA PLEAD SO ‘E WONT COME IN COURT BUT CAN YOU GO HAVE A LOOK AT THE CUNT

COUNSEL: no, that would be totally inappropriate. Why are you asking?

LIAM: I WANNA SEE IF HIS HAD HIS HAIR OR TEETH…

COUNSEL: it’s day one of the trial and the key prosecution witness is upstairs in the witness suite getting ready to give evidence

LIAM: YOU FUCKING WHAT

COUNSEL: yep

LIAM: YOU FUCKING WHAT? I NEED TO CALM DOWN. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE FIRED

COUNSEL:

LIAM: OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU

LIAM: THEORETICALLY SPEAKING WHAT IF THAT WITNESS TAKES A VERY LONG HOLIDAY AROUND THE TIME OF THE TRIAL

COUNSEL: we aren’t doing this

LIAM: FINE WEATHER IN TURKEY YANO

COUNSEL: we aren’t playing this game

LIAM: COULD REUNITE HIMSELF WITH HIS HAIRLINE

COUNSEL: Liam

Nick Goodwin Nick Goodwin has replied to the below saying the incident of assault is being investigated. No reassurance that those involved have been suspended, however.

CrimeGirl © Counsel: not a wise choice of headwear, Adil

Adil: NO BRUV IT'S FINE DID I TELL YOU I USED TO BE A COPPER

Counsel: you are on trial for posting pro-Hamas memes in the police group chat, Adil, so I still think a keffiyah is a bad look

Adil: ITS ME FAVOURITE

.LCCSA clearly furious following reports of unlawful violence against a solicitor yesterday.

Our message of solidarity regarding yesterday’s appalling incident at #Stratford Magistrates court .

Jacob Gifford Head CrimeGirl © Ian Brownhill Faisel Sadiq Katie McFadden Nick Goodwin HM Courts and Tribunals Service LCCSA What would the police do?!
I think the only way to deal with this is for all court users from tomorrow who are in that court, to refuse to stand outside and refuse to enter. Until you stop attending on mass, it will continue. It’s absolutely vile behaviour allowed to happen.

This is quite shocking, they need suspending and replacing immediately.