A rare night to myself. Devices off.

Aliens 4K.
Cheeky pinot noir.
Takeaway.

Aliens fans? Just fucking buy it, watch it and thank me later.....

Jimbob maybe right.....

Sue Ellen Braverman is so inept she is attacking legislation passed by....

Sue Ellen Braverman.

Can we please just have some fucking grown ups back in Westminster?

Falklands are trending, Argentina must be in recession again

Every single stretch of river currently designated as a bathing area has a 'Do not swim' advisory posted.

You have been warned.

Times have really changed. About 200 years ago, if the sun was blocked out and then a month later the sky turned into a rainbow, we'd be sacrificing lambs and burning witches rn, but we can't do that anymore because of woke

Jay Rayner, aside from being an absolute idol of mine, is nothing but straight talking and someone trash talking him and misrepresenting him to sell a book or worse is beyond the pale.

Weapons grade bollocks from Johann Hari

Liverpool fans.

Odd bunch.

Yeah mate, watching Test Cricket and collecting original Dr Who books has made me catnip to the Ladies 🙄

So here we are, at 15.54 on a Sunday afternoon my weekend can finally start. I'll enjoy a couple of hours of football, another couple of hours of drinking before sleeping for 8 hours and going back to work.

#AJimbobsworkisneverdone

Boston Smalls Love this one.

Fuck me it's like Tipper Gore all over again only with whiny Right wing psychos who squeal about free speech

Good grief

This doesn't sit right....

The Vengaboys really was a low point for humanity wasn't it?

Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform you that pizzas and paper lids are Woke

Oh have I been fucking waiting for you 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Tbh his deranged rant about Middlesbrough was a sacking offence alone.

He is exactly right btw.

Private equity will not benefit Cricket anymore than it has Water, Gas, Railways and Communications.

Why don't we ever learn this fucking lesson?!?!

The Gods of pollen wouldn't even let me enjoy two fucking days of Sunshine 🤧😔

Doing Wordle in 3 makes me far happier than it should