The kids are alright.

I was still feeling really down this morning, then my customer I've been working with all week called me the best contractor they've ever worked with and godDAMN that made me feel good.

Post a military picture that goes hard.

Hold the fuck up. There was a time when I could've won a B-29 in a goddamn auction? We used to be a proper country.

Vote me president of your HOA and I promise anyone who complains about visible trashcans will be keelhauled.

Goddamn, the sads just hit me like a freight train.

I guess The Juice isn't loose anymore.

raise your hand if you’re a veteran and aren’t offended by others getting their student loans paid off. tryna see something.

Semper fucking Paratus.

It is absolutely wild to me that in the year 2024 I can wear a veteran pin and people will buy me drinks, but a woman could wear her whole goddamn uniform and probably still be asked when her husband was in.

Mom's ok-ish. Left side face drop and extreme weakness on her left, classed a 6 on the stroke scale. Obviously a bit of a hospital stay, more testing, and eventually a rehab center. I thank all of you for your very, very kind words today.

This response right here is why I don't feel bad calling people miserable assholes.

My mom had a stroke. Go tell those important to you that you love them. Right now.

Bask in your insignificance in the face of the cosmos.

Ok, but why did this picture come out like it's a Silent Hill apocalypse?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE DEADMAN #WrestleMania