You seem like you’re from Highland Park, Texas (derogatory)

Bought a Celsius this morning next to a man with a machete on his back…He got a kolache.

Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SNL is going to have a field day making fun of harrison butker

It’s about that time

(I’m restarting King of the Hill for the 100th time)

There are two types of people in this world — those who see this & think “trash” & those who think “banana bread” — & they marry each other.

You know I keep that thang on me.

Nothing ruins the drive back from College Station like forgetting Green’s is closed on Sunday

I think this would actually change my life right now.

I am a sad Astros fan

Cumulonimbus is fun to say and look at

Why didn’t anyone tell me how fun pickleball is

Barnsdall, Oklahoma
#okwx

MONSTER supercell with unbelievable structure over Perry, OK. #okwx

Fun fact: 7.2 BILLION gallons of water has been added to Lake Buchanan in just the last 24 hours thanks to heavy rain upstream.

Currently, about 650 million gallons of water is flowing into Lake Buchanan every hour🙌

I will be dressing up as Kacey for Halloween, specifically this outfit

employer: what are your weaknesses

me: crab rangoon

(pure rage) hey why did you lock this PDF