@ColIegeStudent
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calendar_today16-12-2012 20:35:21
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“Wait till you leave college and have to work a 9-5” my schedule right now is 7am to 2am….
When the due date is 11:59pm you know it’s about to get stressful
I would like to thank myself, for teaching myself everything this semester
Can’t wait for this year to be exactly like last year because I’m lazy af
So excited for my new year’s resolution that I will quit on Jan 7 and pretend I never started
New year does not equal new me, who has the energy for that?
Parents: Did you get us a gift?Me: Um yeah my presence is a gift
We should just have winter break like all year long…
On the 12th day of finals, my professor gave to me, a big fat mother-f*cking assignment over break
How am I expected to do finals when it’s pitch black at 2 PM, and my entire body is tired?
Snow days in college are unmatched
Who needs good grades when you can just have an existential crisis in your dorm room instead?
My intrusive thoughts during class be like: Odds that I chug spiked eggnog and streak across campus wearing only a Santa hat?
Remember in elementary school when you just got to watch holiday movies all day, that was the life
Professors that make finals optional are the goat
If I could just do no work and automatically get As in all my classes, that would be great thanks
Professor: Your final papers will be 10 pages single-spacedMe: I can’t work under these conditions
Sure I’ll “study” if “study” means just binging my comfort show while my textbook is open
Can we just fast forward to the last day of classes?
Cs get degrees #neverforget