So Spieth makes a 9 on #15 but GHIN says he can only take a 7 (because he is a 0 index or maybe even a plus) but he actually ends up posting a 9 because @themasters play by their own rules.

It’s my #Masters Blowout sale! Everything in my shop is 20% off.

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I swear to god if Rory doesn’t win I am literally homeless. #Masters2024

This rain delay at @themasters is giving all the #FirstTime players some much needed additional time to shit themselves.

8 more sleeps until the RBC Heritage

The price of a Pimento Cheese sandwich at The Masters may be $1.50 but it only costs around $.40 to make so let's pump the breaks on how 'generous' they are.

Imagine hitting your tee ball on #13 at Augusta in front of all these people and having to #sling it around the corner from this new back tee. #NoThanks

As is my tradition on media day at The Masters, I once again give you my all-time favorite #moment .

Members - Reminder to stop by the club at 1:54 PM today for our #SolarEclipse contest. Any member who can stare directly at the sun for longer than 10 seconds wins two dozen FREE VolvikUSA yellow 🌞golf balls.

We are finally moving dirt Three Jack National. Celebrate with this new hoodie from Peter Millar!

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Renata wants to sign Declan up for #club soccer (which makes sense because his hands are still injured from frost bite), but it costs over $2,800 a year. No way i'm paying that much for a 1 year old.

I'm not watching professional golf again until the purses are significantly raised. PGA TOUR LIV Golf

I know how you feel Justin Thomas. I'll never forget finding this #note in my staff bag when my longtime caddie Ernesto and I finally parted ways.

One of my big pet peeves is when a kid from the neighborhood comes into the shop and asks if he can pick the range or clean out carts in exchange for free access to the course. Sorry but if your parents can't afford a membership maybe golf isn't for you.

We hosted a #SecondHoleFoundation team building event today. Everyone had a great time!

Putting routines should be #consistent . If you watched me play, you could literally set a watch to the times below.

Triple Bogey putt or more - 2 seconds
Double bogey - 8 seconds
Bogey - 35 seconds
Par - 50 seconds
Birdie - 170 seconds
Eagle - N/A

We always release our *Major Capital Assessment* email on April 1st because initially the members think HAHA this is a joke. But then a couple days later they realize oh shit it’s not a joke we actually just got assessed $8k.

Huge fan of local moms.

Members - In lieu of #punching the greens this Spring, Miguel Vega has asked that we not repair our pitch marks for the next 30 days.

My girlfriend's son (Declan) is recovering from frostbite (KC/Miami game) and could use some good cheer. Thank you for your consideration.