Grimace at his prime was something else.

Who can grab a boiling pot by its side like that with their bare hands unless... UNLESS they are an animatronic droid!

The fashion and the vehicles are not from 1903. Mid-twenties, yes, but not 1903.

With inflation and the economy, life on the street, Sesame Street, is getting harder to make ends meet.

And THIS is why after Vlad squares everything away with Ukraine, Belarus, Chechnya, Georgia, Azerbaijan, and within Russia itself... Japan is NEXT on his list.

The bovine mafia has a long reach — no matter how far you go, they'll find you.

Two things mostly... as a tornado shelter AND a place for neighborhood themed orgies

Did you ever stay in a relationship longer than you should have simply because you didn't want to lose contact with their dog or cat?

So is there like a 'farm system' now for the next virus with 'pandemic-potential'?

Are there recruiters going out scouring the world looking for the next young virus to sign?

Anybody remember real old timers who used to say, 'I don't wear seat belts because in a wreck, it's best to be thrown clear.'

I think, this is what their scenario looks like in real life.

Footage of His Majesty, King Abdullah II of Jordan, as he personally neutralized invading Teletubbies unleashed by Iran as they tried to cross Jordan to attack Israel.

The last person known to have twerked for hamburgers was, of course, Wimpy.

Sadly, Wimpy died of a massive coronary at the age of 48 just before making an appearance on Ed Sullivan in 1968.

Nobody has twerked for burgers since. Larry here will be reviving a lost art.

True, however... it is IMPORTANT to note that Prince Charming was a big-time foot fetishist... I mean Quintin Tarantino levels of foot fetishist.

Them: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Me:

Here is the plan:

I'm going to craft a SINGLE POST about pineapple pizza, Trump, Biden, Ukraine, Israel, Putin, cats, Elon, AOC, MTG, ketchup, British cuisine, Whataburger vs In-N-Out, hamsters, and instant decaffeinated coffee that will UNITE the world against me.

Micheladas should be a part of any nutritious breakfast.
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This is PROOF that people WILL buy anything.
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What was the first major league ballpark where you saw a game?