My “HEEEY!! How are you!? How’s you’re mom!?” Game is way too strong when I actually have to no clue who you are 🙈 #BartenderLife

Brandon picked Molly up from school today. While him and Molly were on the porch planting the seedlings for their garden, the neighbor kids come outside and he invites them to come help plant the vegetables. Please excuse me while my ovaries are screaming 😍😍

Current financial situation: Bought $2 superglue at Walmart to glue the bottom of m boot back on instead of buying $11 new boots #TheStruggleIsReal

You know those group chats you have with your friends that you send all the horrible memes to that no one should ever see? Well tonight I confused that group chat for the one with Alek and Sarah and just threw a meme in there all casual. So that’s how my day is going 🙃🙃 #HelpMe

I wish every drunk girl who has ever told me “you’re so pretty!” while I’m at work could see me right now. 4 hours before my shift, hair not done, no makeup, giant T-shirt, oversized sweatpants, and just know that we all have the IDGAF times too🤷🏽‍♀️

I miss the way I felt when Beerbongs and Bentleys dropped

So crop tops are in and I heard low rise jeans are coming back. I’m here to say right now that we need to pick one or the other because if not we are about to see sooooo much we don’t wanna see this summer 🙈

USA: and now we continue with the Law&Order SVU marathon. **clears my schedule for the rest of the day**

I have enough SVU recorded on the DVR that I can have a fresh episode for every hour of my birthday #PlanningAtItsFinest

I’ve been starving for hours but @MissJayStevens mom is bringing us chipotle for dinner at work so I’m trying to tough it out so I can devour it #OnePointFiveMoreHours

Y’all today 2 of my regular customers at the bar have sent me Venmo’s for tips saying that even though they can’t come in tonight on my regular night, they still are thinking of me. And I’m legit balling my eyes out 😭😭 #ILoveThisBar

The things I would give to be turning off the juke box and turning up the mic volume at the bar to start Name That Tune right now 😫 #BartenderProblems

So working the bar tonight, a girl specifically complimented my ass. And honestly that shit made me feel so damn good because no one ever compliments my ass 😭 Thank you, you sweet angle. You’ve made my whole week 💕

News Flash: No place worth working for is going to reply to your Facebook status that says “who is hiring!?!!”. Go out there and look like everyone else, or you’ll wind up somewhere else that you hate #PetPeeve

I’m just here to say I’m sorry to the UPS man that has to deliver my packages this week. You’re the best dude. I appreciate you.

If I’m riding in your car I will never judge you by how fast you go, or if you gas it through that yellow light, or pass everyone on the road. But I will judge you by how close you follow behind a motorcycle #Facts

Yesterday, Brandon and I had a conversation about how I need to cool it down with buying so many house plants. Then I went to the store and came home with 3 more and all he says when I get home is “Oooooo, I really like this big one”. I’m gonna marry this man y’all

Nikki just told me I did a good job cooking my steak. I’m on top of the world. Nothing can knock me down right now.

If I love you and someone wrongs you, I promise you that no matter how long it takes you to forgive them, it will take me at least twice as long to do so. #LoveSoHard

You guys Avery told me my skin looked good tonight and it honestly made my whole week 🥺 like I’m so proud of my pores right now