Cold emails are like:

Chris -

I hope this message finds you thriving amidst the whirlwind of success that surrounds you. I am compelled to express my profound admiration for your unparalleled leadership and vision.

Your strategic genius is nothing short of extraordinary,

Here’s some bourbon I bought recently.

This post is a receipt letting the IRS know I plan to write this purchase off against the $1.44 creator rev share income I’ll make from this post.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

I need to start a new TechCrunch.

They’re on about year 9 of the worst stories I’ve ever read.

Engineering lead at OpenAI learning that Scarlett Johansson’s lawyers will likely find his incognito google search for, “how do you download an audio only version of HER to train an ai model and not get caught??” in discovery.

TSA experience 23 years after 9/11:

“Okay ladies and gentlemen: laptops come OUT OF THE BAG if they’re over 14” and go in a SEPARATE BIN if they’re space grey - and or have a power cord that was manufactured before 2021, otherwise they stay in the same bin. BELTS! Belts come off

Gamma was the first AI tool for work that's now fully ingrained into my day-to-day.

Last week I generated an 8 page website from a prompt in <1 minute (and it didn't even use 'delve' anywhere on the site - please clap).

This morning I uploaded 120 raw text slides, and I got

The king is back:

'yeah...I bought the Roaring Kitty account...no, no they have no idea...right...yeah this is going to be great'

At my hedge fund, I pay an analyst to walk around parks in Austin, SF, and NY and ask these people who are tanning at 2pm on a Tuesday where they work.

We then short the stock.

We’re up 728% this year.

This is what $10M+ of opportunity cost looks like:

Sure it costs about $70k/yr to raise kids in the Bay Area, but now we save $110/mo on pool cleaners by using child labor, so it all evens out

Similarly, I’ll be expensing a 2 month trip at the Four Seasons in Maui.

There’s a lot of problems facing this product, and these problems can only be solved by me drinking $29 daiquiris at 10am on the beach.

This will be difficult for me, but anything for our team and users!

I would drink the swimming pool water, then post an inspirational story on Linkedin about it.

Wearing my newest eBay purchase to the hospital and walking around until someone calls security.

Husband: entire 401k is in Raytheon and General Dynamics stock

Wife: found a cute little spring Snoopy flag for 60% off at TJ Maxx and wants to display it with the others

Congrats to Akhil Reddy and the Thera team on building the easiest and most affordable platform to run payroll.

I looked at 6 options to run payroll for international contractors and found them to be the best.

Not an investor, but wish I was.

It took 410 days to build the Empire State Building.

But it has only been 5,840 days (16 years) for this high speed rail bridge to no where to be built in Fresno, California.

Please clap.