Have many footballers had more disappointing seasons than Dan James? Not been a great week either for Luke Humphries. #LUFC

VERY excited at the news. Could be a marriage made in heaven Helped keep us up last season(😉) now let's kick on. 💚 #PAFC #Rooney

2 mile walk along the river and tow path, #Saltaire to #Shipley and back. This is how much rubbish 4 of us collected, inc poo bags, cans, bottles and food wrappers. Why can't people take it home with them and why don't Canal & River Trust put some bins along both? 😡

Seems there could be a twinning arrangement between Plymouth and Liverpool. Ryan Lowe, Steve Schumacher, Ian Foster and now possibly Wayne #Rooney to manage #PAFC . We've been out on the streets to gauge opinion...

Been mulling this over for the last 24 hours. To be fair, Wayne #Rooney played a big part in keeping #PAFC up last season 😉💚

And just in time for a #generalelection , looks who's back 😉 #YesPrimeMinister

Has someone had a spread bet on how many times political reporters can say #optics or #startinggun about the #election ?

Couldn't Sunak have waited until tomorrow to announce the #election . Knocks Paula Vennells well down the bulletins tonight and tomorrow's papers. #PostOfficeInquiry #Horizon

For all his 'achievements' Rishi 'I've always been honest with you' Sunak can't find an umbrella. 🤨 Is he a Tory 'wet'🤔 #GeneralElection

This is why we need strong local journalism from the likes of the Yorkshire Post. Many questions to be answered here by Bradford Council. #Saltaire

This is OUTRAGEOUS by Bradford Council. #Saltaire yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/people/br…

Here we go then. Hope @gnev2 has got a special commentary noise for the big upset. Final twist - Declan Rice's old mates help him out. #MCFC fail to beat #WHUFC , #Arsenal beat #Everton and win the league. You heard it here first! #MCIWHU #ARSEVE

Brilliant. Well done.

Good luck to Stranraer today, my 'adopted' Scottish team. #MONBLU 🙏🤞💪

I'm challenging a parking charge notice, partially on the basis of poor signage. I'm tempted to send the letter in font size 3.

Not celebrating too early are we #MCFC ? 🤔 #TOTMCI

Great reveal. Wish them both all the best at Torquay. #PAFC legends

Not so sure Vicario got the memo 🤨 #TOTMCI

Fantastic. First win of the season.

I think the highlight of #Eurovision2024 was Joanna Lumley saying 'Cheers Sweedies' Went straight above their heads. Could only have been topped by her doing the results in full Ab-Fab character.