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Chip Haze

@ChipHaze

I'm an unapologetic Mayo Monkey

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calendar_today28-04-2020 21:29:48

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Coal burners account for nearly 100% of the gun purchases in the inner city. White woman are solely to blame for gun crime in the inner city. No gun control is needed. Outlaw coal burning and they go back the zip guns.

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Arrested worshippers, Pastors, Priest, Barbers, pizzeria owners, gym owners, bar owners, people swimming and people trying to protect themselves during a riot. But this is shocking? Most will quickly memory hole it or go full apologist.

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After 9-11 we didn't ban planes. We created Home Land Security to subjugate Americans through force with, no trial. Spied on Americans using NSA. Blackmailed corporations to come under the umbrella of authoritarianism. Took trillions of dollars and created an opium epidemic.

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Had the teacher not propped the door open the police wouldn't have to play a semantical word game that makes 'We aren't getting shot to save children' sound better.

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If the school shooter's father would have learned about The Nouvelle Droite, he never would have become a femboi. He would be currently enrolled at Texas A&M, studding philosophy and learning how to be the next Twitter influencer.

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If you just read this esoteric book on philosophy we can all move to the cities and magically the degenerates will stop pissing on the subway. Single motherhood will dissappear. Rural people will stop shooting fentanyl and turn their life around.

Thank you intellectuals.

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My pronouns are they/them. My husband has a huge vagina and this is the stinger missile Joe Biden sent me to protect all my beautiful children of the rainbow 🌈

That's your fix?

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The best way to get white people to eat healthier is to put overweight black women on all frozen food products.

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The people that used slang from Jersey Shore in high-school are now parading as right wing intellectuals and it's fucking sad.

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If you don't urinate between your wife's legs, while she's on the toilet. You're not married. You're merely roommates.

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