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Strange show tonight- did a couple of jokes that weren't really working, but then got them back by playing Ave Maria over and over while I stood there on stage.

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For a wax figure with a tape recorder inside it, Donald Trump has been doing an OUTSTANDING job.

How to make extreme Halloween decorations

Czech mi ought on blew skigh.

There's a 100% chance of HILARITY in there.

Always a joy to be on the Trashe podcast with my fellas. Listen/watch/taste/feel!

This whole things reminds me of back in '78 when Gallagher did a tight 20 in Jonestown.

I'm really enjoying the Pixies' spooky waltz era. youtu.be/WqE5cTNkVYY?si…

The thing I love most about autumn is the changing of the colors.

This guy was a dodger before it was cool.

The trick-or-treaters in my neighborhood did NOT enjoy the back issues of Reader's Digest that I handed out.

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

This is an all-warning-signs-blinking-red plea to the American people from those who are in charge of keeping us safe: Don’t elect Donald Trump.

BREAKING UPDATE: Elon Musk exploited Black workers to get-out-the-vote for Trump. Black canvassers were tricked, threatened, and packed in the back of seatless U-Haul vans. After weeks of enduring unsafe working conditions, the canvassers have now been fired for speaking out.

I guarantee Nick Sirianni is afraid of ghosts.

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