I’m out out

Jason Day, Friday outfit.
Btw that's his family behind him, sitting on the sofa - wife and all 5 kids.
#themasters

Hugo is 11 today!
Extra Dreamies today

What do you do for a living?

Short oversimplifications only.

Me: I enable people wanting to hit things

I was brave.
A little too brave as it turns out.
And here’s Archie, the wee shite who challenged my bravado.
He’s still got the most beautiful quality fur I’ve ever known on a bastard
😁

Ok it's 12:00 noon.
Can we dispense with the stupid bloody April Fools shite now?!
Thanks.
Onwards and upwards

Burrito but with her under your arm facing away. The other arm/hand can manipulate her paws - might even be able to use ur first hand to hold paws.
You won’t hurt her (tho she’ll pretend you are)

Well now, yesterday was ‘a day’!
Positive volunteering.
Roof works finally done.
Welcome packs made.
Contract finally signed.
Steak cooked & eaten.
Music practised.

Them: Can you send this message out, please?
Me: Yes, I'll send you the draft for checking first.
<sends draft>
Them: That's great just make these small changes plz.
Me: Sure
<makes changes, sends message out>

Them: Can you not include 'this' please?
Me: Sorry, too late (argh!)

Spag bol tonight
#FoodPostingWanker

Looking forward to Forest v Saints in the next round
#FACup

Didn't the English pundit ask what the Scotland players have won?
4 CALCUTTA CUPS!
YA DANCER!
#SCOvENG

Is the ball sponsored by Imperial Leather??
Everyone's dropping it
#SCOvENG

10 bands in no particular order I have obsessed over:
Status Quo
Iron Maiden
Queen
The Darts
AC/DC
Tears For Fears
Muse
Blondie
Madness
ABBA

Ireland are streets ahead.
Atmosphere is a bit 'relaxed'. Come on, crowd, liven it up a bit!
#IREvWAL

Excellent try, Ireland.
Nice to see the ref decide it was on the ground and not on his hand/arm/leg/phone/pizza/whatever!
(ref: Fra v Sco)
#IREvWAL

When we had our third child, we opted for the London Traction City (from Mortal Engines).
Fast, self-contained amenities.
Safe for my kids because it consumes and absorbs everything in its path, including Bagger 288s probably.
Coming through...!