Mtu anakuja WhatsApp kufanya inquiries about some business when I tell them what I charge they start saying they have trust issues.

If you didn't trust me,then why text me then?

Siku moja nitakuja kutusi mtu mimi,juu sasa hiyo ni ukumanina gani?

Female clients huwa wanafeel so entitled. This one wants an apology for not answering her text, mark you I have been answering her texts for the last 3 months na haleti business. So now when I don't answer her ndio anakuja kuniongelesha kama chali yake. Give that business to

Dem anatumia okra water ni red flag.

The dollar is misbehaving again.

JUST IN : Several cows stolen after bandits attacked Kaben in Endo Ward today afternoon amidst a heavy millitary and police presence. This happened a short distance away from the scene of the chopper crash yesterday.
Police are in hot pursuit of the criminals.

Don't accept a gift from your enemy.

Every time I see a beautiful woman without a husband, I realize that beauty is not what every man wants but a good character as well.

Pursue your mission like it's the most critical thing in The Universe.

It is.

Today I'm super excited 😊

Am I the only one who misses Uhuru Kenyatta?

The chopper is older than me and the govt thinks it will function for 100 years.

The government needs to be buying first hand choppers.

“... And noon was not the time to eat, it was time to die...”

-The Caucasian Chalk Circle.

From your own personal view, do you think CDF Ogolla was killed?

Leo niko free kama PA wa Ogolla, mnanitaka wapi?

If the gloves does not fit, acquit!!

Do you know your girl has a boyfriend at work place?

Normalize it.

Good morning.

One day I will make that one decision that will change my life forever.

Was Jacob Juma a normal person?

I doubt.

Choose your friends wisely.

Betrayal is far more dangerous than attack.