going 0/34, that’s tobias harris numbers

I think about owning a cool jacket and being instantly recognisable because of said cool jacket more than winning the lottery

Seeing Man Utd fans stress over the coaching decision is hilarious.

Go and enjoy the summer.

Get a drink. Read a book. Do some push-ups.

Do something.

This TikTok was designed for me in a lab

Ed Davey right now

Why does he look like he’s just rocked up to the First Dates restaurant in search of love

With the Champions League final on the horizon, thought I'd take the opportunity to repost my article on Carlo Ancelotti

playedonpaper.substack.com/p/carlo-ancelo…

We are so incredibly back

getting lost in elden ring. took me forever to find this room again. this game feels timeless.

Colour me shocked

Honestly thought I had a virus but yeah, it keeps randomly firing up ads and Martin Lewis

telling my son he better get good grades or I'm going to take away his bottle of Zinfandel that he has never seen and will never drink

Yeah sure.