When they say cat hair will get everywhere… i wasn’t prepared to be fishing cat hair out of my eye

If you have to choose between scabies, rabies, or babies: which would you want?

I just experienced a $78 goop

Tag that friend

Long work days -> double fisting a glass of wine and gin & tonic

i’m 23 and i’ve reached financial freedom and the secret is to liquidate your assets.

i don’t let my money just sit in my bank acc i turn them into liquid forms every single day. below are some examples

Flossing is a conspiracy theory: name one person you know who flosses twice a day and DOESN’t have 12 cavities

WALLABY, BUG! -wallaby proceeds to actually kill the bug in my apt for me

Bicycle day celebrations? Anyone?

Today I learned that psilocybin is only one hydroxyl (-OH) group away from DMT

69 days until Bonnaroo
69 days until Bonnaroo
69 days until Bonnaroo
69 days until Bonnaroo
69 days until Bonnaroo
69 days until Bonnaroo
69 days until Bonnaroo
69 days until Bonnaroo
69 days until Bonnaroo
69 days until Bonnaroo
69 days until Bonnaroo
69 days until Bonnaroo

Like father like son… Wallaby is currently trying to steal my tomato basil wheat thins lmao

Today I learned that yellow tail chardonnay is cheap for a reason

Okay but where are my peeps who like peeps

it costs $0.00 to retweet my art & help me grow my small business and reach new customers 🥺

Ménage à Trois Pinot Grigio: grape flavored dry mouth (2/5)

Wine-ding down the week: Bonterra sauvignon blanc (4/5) crisp, citrusy. Made with organic grapes to satisfy vegan desires, -1 for lack of oaky afterbirth

Wino weekly update: cabernet sauvinogn after being opened for 3 days (1/5)
Ordering stopper on amazon now LOL