They should consider Gatkuoth for such posts. He knows a thing or two.

Wine can drive you crazy, so can a whine… Conversely, a Cappuccino keeps you alert.
It’s Friday so I can give you the last one from Coffee254, the other two you’ll get elsewhere…😁 #LoveAtFirstSip

The planting season is here with us, and farmers are gearing up to put seed on the ground. 🚜 🌽

This is also the season when farmers unknowingly buy fake seeds & substandard inputs, ending end up with a very poor harvest.

It’s not all gloom and doom, as Tupande is…

Ahem Coffee254 I really enjoyed my honey glazed pork yesterday 😍😍😍 The Farmercist cheers mate 🥂

A real estate developer I spoke to said Malindi is evolving from a tourist destination to the next logical step: Industrialization & Agricultural development.

Vast lands in Dakacha, Kilifi County are where Nakuru or Nanyuki were in the 90s; affordable but desolate-looking…

Jesus walking in the midst of a rowdy multitude in Bethlehem, visibly tired & pissed off:
Jesus: “Mtu ajaribu kuniguza aone!”
A random blind man: “Say that again!” 😂

Hey Safaricom Care can I get urgent assistance via DM now?

But it’s firewood in an African home that’s killing the climate 😅

Farmers are being conditioned (pardon the pun) to buy this BS, and I’m sick of it!
Was there public participation among stakeholders in the Agriculture Value Chain to ascertain if farmers needed soil conditioners?

Stop. Playing. Russian. Roulette. With. The. Lives. Of.…

Tunataka KUKUambia something nice… This Asian zing Chicken, Kachumbari na Chapati ama Ugali from Coffee 254 is the truth!! 😋
Ambia mwili pole after a busy week, that’s what this Cockerel that gave up its life for you, would want you to do.

Nataka KUKUambia something nice… This Asian zing Chicken, Kachumbari na Chapati ama Ugali from Coffee254 is the truth!! 😋
Ambia mwili pole after a busy week, that’s what this Cockerel that gave up its life for you, would want you to do.

Inamaanisha Caleb Karuga, why you ask? 😁

They told us to “make hay when the sun shines” and forgot to tell us to “harvest rain water when it’s raining.”

If you’ve a small garden or on a leased land, it won’t make sense to sink a borehole. The logical alternative is to establish a water pan like this where you’ll be…

It’s a Latte Macchiato Wednesday kinda day, and we would love to serve you this greatness from our Coffee corner inside the THE BIGFISH Westlands or at our Thogoto branch.
#LoveAtFirstSip

Today I’d like us to address the Elephant in the Room: Legitimacy of land in Malindi. Are you sure if the land selling company has exercised all due diligence on the property they’re selling to you?

KARA GROUP LIMITED are selling land in Dakacha, Malindi. I sought to find out what…

🌾🏡 Embrace the serene beauty of ranching life! 🌄 Discover your own slice of paradise with our exclusive ranch-style homes nestled amidst sprawling landscapes and breathtaking views. #RanchLife 🌿🐐🍉🍍🏠

Definitely taking up golf ⛳️ as a hobby from today.

Ironically feeding the poor is usually what most first dates are

EmmanuelLuseno The Farmercist Hello Emmanuel, Uko rada venye inafaa. The main agricultural activity at Kara Woods Ranch is goat and cattle ranching. That does not require cutting down trees. In fact they thrive in that environment.

Judas: “The one I kiss is Jesus Christ.”
Roman Soldier: “Judas, you can just point Him out, is kissing Him necessary?” 🤷🏿‍♂️
Judas: (Applying Arimis Lip Balm) “I don't tell you how to do your job!” 🙄
Happy Easter my friend