I forgot that the Merlin app also records you and while playing a Willow Warbler back to my wife I was heard to remark “I fucking love a Willow Warbler!”

Uh oh. The season of smug sunset shots has begun. 😬

Honestly. What is the

I have been doing #HardPhysicalLabour and I #HateIt and there is #TreeAndGrass in my hair and #EverythingIsShit and I am sweaty and I hate it.

#WorldPenguinDay

Bit sick of Twitter tbqhwy. Most tweets just disappear into the ether & when a tweet does #numbers an absolute shower of twats appears. Timeline is just people arguing Israel/Palestine, Trans rights, immigrants & I’m just over here doing my little Dad jokes like it’s 2014. Sigh.

This is the correct result.

Spider-Man, but set in rural Norfolk so he just has to walk everywhere.

This you pal?

Is there a better recipe for happiness than being in the pub with your dog?