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a 10/10 song

What's a hard pill to swallow 🔞

If the devil can’t get to you, he’ll send a...?

A woman will leave you for not having money faster than she’ll leave you for cheating. -Find $

I thought Fast and Furious 10 was going to be called Fast 10 Your Seatbelts. -Omg I'm so funny 😂😂😂😂

Stop glorifying sedentary lifestyle or lack of sleep. These aren't "sacrifices" you're making for work or to feel normal. Ask yourself if it's really worth it.

How come all the girls on My WhatsApp are now realtors? Abi na the new format be that?

Some people will eat a heavy amount of food and still maintain their weight. But the moment I drink plenty water, fat everywhere 🥲

The Google Pixel phones & the Samsung Galaxy S & note series are actually better than all the Apple phones but we are not ready for this conversation.

If you could ask God for just ONE thing, what would it be?

When the milk is gone, the hands rest.

Supervisor: How can this project help humanity? Me: I don't know, I just want to graduate.

E get as you go bomb reach, you go just give up, go dey watch p0rn

In order to gain Power, they invent evil Ideas so they can get the Money to control people.

What the point of having huge followers if they don't engage in your posts?

“This morning, i really think about you😍” -Don’t you think about your life first?

Your tweets don’t reach A LOT of your followers TL for some weird reason.

There’s a friend of mine who has never entered Okada in her life. Meanwhile, okada was like school bus for me in school days. God, explain this inequality.

Who comes to mind?