Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.

Man this last week has just been filled with an abundance of blessings.

Just Smoking a joint and eating mashed potatoes in bed with my dogs…..what a time to be alive.

Ashamed to say I tried the Popeyes chicken sandwich for the first time today and I really fucked up by not doing that sooner.

This is my first California sober ST Paddy’s day and it was pretty fucking great. I did just order 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell but YOLO

Wanting more and feeling like I am drowning at the same time is the realest crossroads I’ve ever been at in my life.

This was 🔥

So I have been a wrestling fan since I was a kid. Little known fact, my mom managed Sting and he became part of our family. He carried my dad’s casket. His last match was emotional for your boy. Found some gems of pics he gave me tho. Proud to be your friend!

Here is a compilation of Republicans pointing out that the border is not solved because Donald Trump killed the border deal

Kids today just don’t understand.

50 bucks to have Chris Davis wish a Bama fan a happy birthday on cameo is the best money I have ever spent.

Conrad the Mortgage Guy I can guarantee that Rock would not have anticipated this kind of negative response, which just shows how disconnected he is to the current product and to Cody's popularity.

All I’m saying is Will Compton vs Big Cat at the next rough and rowdy? That shit would be hilarious.

Video truck outside Trump NH event playing the Lincoln Project video of him called God made a dictator 😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🌊

BRING BACK THE SIDEKICK PHONE!!! THE FULL TWIRL ONE NOT THAT SLIDE SHIT YALL TRIED US WITH.

You know what kind of day it has been when I’m eating the holy trinity of carbohydrates. My mommas mac and cheese (I freeze it and keep it year round 😂 2. Mashed Potatoes and Sawmill Gravy, and 3. Cracker Barrel Hashbrown Casserole.

Search for “puppies crash Christmas” on Hulu. Thank me later.

Jelly Roll looking like he can fix the shit out of a transmission for a reasonable rate, but only if you book him by 11:59pm. 😂

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DREW LOCK. A GODAMN FOOTBALL LEGEND.