Houdi's ears!!!

Hillary Clinton on her message to disillusioned voters: 'Please look at the whole picture. And also, think about yourself. Think about the future you want, what country you want to live in. Whether you value freedom or whether you want to give it up ... when people ask me about…

Texans...

Bwhahaha!!!

She's single and will mingle for teeth.

Can we jump to the end of the movie and see how much jail time he gets?

I'm convinced that Republican politicians are in a race to see who can be the most abhorrent piece of shit.

Pinky, who's heading to her furever home later this month, is up to 19 lbs. She's a beautiful little chonk.

When was the last time you paid $25 for a major show? I'm going crazy!!!

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I'm in! When do we start?

I will be introducing a bill to ban elementary school students from voting even though it’s already illegal for them to vote in federal elections. I intuitively know young kids are voting in federal elections but can’t prove it. However my cousin’s friend read it on the internet.

BREAKING: Republican commentator Charlie Kirk just blamed Donald Trump and Republicans for there being no border security legislation. Retweet so every American sees Republicans blame Trump for the open border.

I'm dog brained: I see Marmaduke.

I ate H-E-B chicken salad for lunch and I'm melting from the inside. That stuff is trying to kill me. I just bought it today but it has to be spoiled. Ugh...

Bwhahaha! So true

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