📣 ALERT ‼️ ALERT ‼️ ALERT ‼️

C.A.T. on the perimeter.

I repeat C.A.T

C.A.T. Squad are on the case. 🐈 😳

I saw a new vetty lady in my vets today. My other vetty lady’s gone on a holiday to have a smol human 🤔

The new vetty lady was very nice but she says I have to wear the cone for 4 more years . 😫😡

Mum: it’s days Alfie 4 more DAYS

It may be days but it feels like years 😖

Pals!! Today it’s been Phoebe’s birthday!!
We’re a bit late with photos but we think she had a lovely day. She’d enjoy some extra birthday wishes though!!

There’s been a case of False Pretences *angry ears*
😡
I am NOT a happy Alfie 😖 *stamps paw*

Was told we’d be seeing my vetty lady this evening to get rid of this stoopid lampshade.

Now ‘plans have changed’ 😫 & I’ve to wait until tomorrow!

Anyfur got the compo claim number?

You’re going to turf me off my work station aren’t you?

And then I’ll have to remind you to reinstate my look-out post

And you’ll leave your things in the way 🙄

#sameolsameol
#dayindayout

Phoebe and Sam successfully dedded Donkey yesterday.

He’s undergoing assessment to see if he can be recovered. He’ll need a fur graft and some stuffing transplant.

It’s looking serious 😳

He’s not a particularly good driver Mum. Can’t reverse 🙄

Any spare tastes??

It’s Phoebe and Sam 😁😍👍🏻 !!

Sound up for maximum 🐾 patters 🤣🤣

Mum! Muuuummmmm !!!

They’re heeeeerrrre!!!!!

Can you straighten our rug please Mum. We’re having a picnic.

This is becoming a regular thing is it?? Having to share the chair 😡

Don’t know how you ‘spect us to sleep. All very well for you with your big bed. 😳😕