I’m going to close eyes and listen to the crickets. Goodnight all.

This is true. They will beat us down. Stay on course.

A Pinot noir.

I flew for the United States for 20 years with this on my shoulder. Let’s all fly with this on our shoulders.

Sheesh. How much longer?

Gotta be LA.

I’m a burrito aficionado and this is how you do it.

The posse rocking the senior prom. Ours is second from right.

A taco is not a sandwich. It’s a taco.

Liberals burn flags. Conservatives turn them upside down. Do the math.

The Democrats this week:

A) Black Americans don’t know how to use computers.

B) Illegal immigrants are great swimmers.

Good Lord.

🤣🤣🤣

What did Jimmy know and when did he know it?
Jimmy Kimmel

Burning jet fuel on a crisp morning.

This pendulum needs to swing back hard.

I used to say as a Boeing pilot, “If it’s not Boeing, I’m not going.” Now, apparently, it’s “If it’s Boeing, somebody’s going to off me.”

Could you freak out just a little bit more? It’s hilarious.

We all need a power up button.

And, I will argue, the end of freedom around the world.

Frikking beautiful.