Cigarettes were so prevalent in the 1970s that you could smoke king sized Dudes and no one would even assume you were gay

My 12 year old kid started both orchestra and theater classes this year, so in the last month I've made them watch Tár and All That Jazz just so they know how these things go

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Oh damn, I just got this twice

Hunter S Thompson writing The Wave Speech:

So many pointless twitter arguments could be prevented if they just added this sign to every single post about movie sex scenes and dating age gaps

Got my mom a digital picture frame for Xmas, and have spent 2 days taking pictures of the frame itself and reuploading them. She finally noticed and asked if there was something wrong with it.

Me and Santa the entire week after Christmas

I could be your huckleberry friend😊 or your fuckleberry fiend😡

(Looking around at all my cousins, aunts, and uncles snowing and blowing up bushels of fun):

me: oh, so I guess the jingle hop has begun🙄😬

My mom is terminally offline, and my kid is really awkward about her love of traditional animated movies, so I'm not sure who to blame for this miscommunication of an xmas present, all I know is that none of us should ever know God's love again

Very strange navigating what is and isn't common knowledge for kids these days. Watched Hedwig and the Angry Inch with my kid, who had no problem with any of the gender politics, but was extremely confused that half of Germany was very recently a Communist State

When I open a nice bottle of bourbon on Christmas Eve

Target employees in the 1970s looked like they were about to either commit or solve the worst serial killer case in America