The James Webb Space Telescope is a space telescope designed to conduct infrared astronomy. Its high-resolution, high-sensitivity instruments allow it to view objects too old, distant, or faint even for the Hubble Telescope. Orbiting a million miles above the Earth, with a mirror…

Morning London: Remember to post your vote to your local Imam early and often today.

A major new pledge in my 2024 manifesto is to recognise Croydon's five-metre long cycle lane on Selsdon Road by giving it World Heritage Status. BEHOLD ITS MAJESTY! #BindependenceDay

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

I think we can all agree Sadiq Khan has brought people together during his terms in office. London feels safer, more prosperous, cleaner, with the crackdown on white people, the far right and jews really reaping dividends: turning London into Pakistans third biggest city.

A law you created you turboflanges. Give me the keys to your social media account and I can turn around your electoral fortunes, and in payment I want a 'Pension Scheme for Burnside (Not Tosh)' Act of Parliament.

The Belgrano also had mutual engagement with HMS Conqueror. It turned into a bit of a tussle. No penalty.

A flight from Kigali to London will cost the chap who's just volunteered to go to Rwanda £212 of his £3,000. He can then ask for another £3,000 to be flown back. He should repeat this until the country can no longer afford Humza Yousef's pension.

This woman is going to direct a trilogy of Star Wars films for Disney and there’s literally nothing you can do stop it.

Fucking hell. Are we really going to end up with Starmer as a response to the failures of the Tories? A man who thought the Tory's errors weren't erroneous enough. Who, without the Cass report, would still think men can have minges.

1 in 5 UK adults are from an ethnic minority. The chances that ethnic minorities would fill the roles of Prime Minister, First Ministers of Scotland and Wales and Mayor of London are 16 in 10,000.

Has anyone else just woken up in Rwanda?

Now that Humza Yousaf has resigned it looks like Anas Sarwar may become the next First Minister if snap elections are called.

For those who don’t know much about Sarwar he is a carbon copy of Yousaf.

He even copied the famous “white” hate speech.

You know that right now there are Home Office officials desperately trying to find a way to repatriate the illegal migrants in Ireland.