When a straight guy is kind of gay, it’s interesting. When a gay guy is kind of straight, it’s interesting…

You know, an editor compared me to Bob Woodward once. ”You’re no Bob Woodward,” he said.

Had a really busy weekend

I learned one thing from the RJ's Gary Martin when I worked in Las Vegas: don't mess with Yucca Mountain. Democrats think Sam Brown is, and they're not happy. With Zack Budryk for The Hill: thehill.com/homenews/state…

My new conspiracy theory is Drake owns stock in this meme

Online ads are so cool now

Checking this on the train and shaking my head so girls know I don't support him

The Challengers Cast Did a 40th Anniversary Reunion and It Was Everything

I love that kids go to the Capitol to learn but every time I wait for a line of them to pass it feels like the line of Catholic urchins walking by in the background from Monty Python

It would suck to date a copy editor because all their texts would sound like they were really mad at you.

OMG leave me alone

I get what you're saying but if my name was as Polish as this is British I'd be Pierogi Submarinescreendoorski

Did I write this? Why not?
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Tom Wolfe adaptations don't miscast your lead so egregiously I can't concentrate on anything else challenge (impossible)

Found me next lapel pin

God forbid couples do things together

How is this a real British person, it's like if there was an American actress named Cowgirl Gunburger

I'm like 90% sure I could fix the witch from Dead Boy Detectives