i am not a violent man. but if i see somebody riding one of them old timey bikes. the tall skinny ones with a big wheel. oh man do i wanna knock em over. just charge right into it, no regard for my own body. get off of that thing. we have regular bikes. get down.

clip show episodes did not anticipate the advent of the depression binge. why are you showing me this again. i saw it 2 days ago. i haven't even slept since i saw these things.

i feel confident saying this is in the canon. the canon of good things. i think of it whenever i see gorilla.

tik tok is teaching children how to eat food by put it in the mouth. and parents aren't happy.

Wow! I forgot how YOUNG EVERYTHING WAS

who needs a dj or a functional music media when the spotify algo hooks me up with all the coolest new releases

numbers are waaaay down since my festival era (100%), guess the kids are dorks now :(

barb and star go to vista del mar, god willing

my favourite style of art? the period in the 18th-19th century when farmers would pay for paintings to commemorate their biggest fattest livestock

just discovered that this bret hart promo which has rung in my ears for years now, was actually the hitman paraphrasing hunter s thompson

this bret hart promo which i later found out was paraphrasing a hunter s thompson quote about the television industry

doctor who paul mccartney. with his famous piercing blue eyes. hello paul. normal paul.

she commits an unfathomable stink crime and then just sits up on her thing staring at me with eyes full of hate. i have done nothing to warrant this.

sounds great, but i'm more interested in the followup special 'wrestlers court' in which he punishes everybody who insulted him or did the wrong kind of handshake or made eye contact at an inappropriate time

some irish elementary school kids appear to have released the song of the summer