Watching teenagers eat chipotle is like witnessing an orangutan be told that this is his last meal ever before he gets euthanized

Every time they cut to Taylor Swift she looks like a 14-year-old large mouth bass who just got told she’s gonna be prom queen while she’s wearing her gorilla Bf‘s letterman‘s jacket.

Bomani Jones says the media loves Josh Allen cuz he’s white. Lamar Jackson gets more praise yet Allen is superior in nearly every statistical category & has a better playoff record. Why does Lamar deserve praise but not Allen? Jones is a lazy analyst who uses race as a crutch

I’m moving but I’m not trying to move shit. I’m renting a U-Haul and will drive. Starting in El Dorado Hills to Folsom. Just need a couple of people to move a few things. Dresser, a bed, and a few other items. Maybe four hours of work. $150 per person flat. Message me.

Nothing more comical than watching Patrick Mahomes try to look hard. Bro, you look like sideshow Bob and you sound like Kermit the frog. There’s no gangster in that.

You want chivalry to make a comeback and get treated like you’re the only woman who exists in his world? Put down the phone and let him know he’s the only 1 who has your attention. Give him a fair shot & watch your world change. If he is just one of many, you will be too.

You wonder why men are why they are today? You hire someone & pay them $10 an hour, you get $10 an hour worth of effort. That’s where men are today. They’re not gonna give effort to show 1 woman that she’s the center of his universe when he knows that he’s not the center of hers.

Kevin Hart isn’t funny. I said what I said

Women will spend 20k on a nose job, lip filler, eye brows, Botox, hair extensions, and giant boobs then post a pic talking bout…no filter

Blink’s “One more time” video is a fucking masterpiece

We have to start rethinking the urinal. The urinal was invented in the 9th fucking century. We’re still walking this path? Time to alter course. Enough of piss on the floors and splash back.

Wanka - BRILLIANT!!!

I think the Democrats are right. We should totally ban all guns. That way we won’t have to worry about armed robbery because criminals won’t be able to use guns because they’re illegal now :-)

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I despise the clueless uneducated 49er fans more than Ebola. But I’ll go on record, saying San Francisco is by far the best team in the league, and it isn’t even close. Twice as good as any other NFL team. They have zero excuse not to win the Super Bowl this year. flag it!

How come every female that goes through a break up immediately enters a fitness competition and then feels the need to document every single minute of every single day on social media? It’s all good baby, you’ll have another failed relationship within months. Trust me.

Wasn't this always the base case on Binance, that CZ did basically the same thing as SBF but earned his way out of the hole or simply wasn't as insane about losing money