My seven-year-old son just told me I should start every sermon with “previously on THE BIBLE…”

If Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ gets the NPR CEO fired, I will take the job.

Programming will be nothing but classical music and Car Talk reruns 24/7.

It’s only weird because that’s a few years too old for your liking.

Which AIRLINES did you fly on which no longer exist today?

Remember when she had her entire book discredited live on the air when she believed Britain was doing capital punishment on tens of thousands of convicted s*domites when in fact it just meant their sentence was suspended.

Similarly, this is first-year lib seminary student stuff…

Without revealing your age, who was your first favorite MLB player?

standing athwart history, yelling “wow. imagine if the roles were reversed!”

My sources are telling me the U.S. Capitol Police have deputized this man to protect Senator Tom Cotton from Hasan Piker after the latter posted threats online:

Friday. For Chronicles Magazine. You won’t want to miss this.

One reason why sports is great is that it is one of the last few domains where objectivity cannot be totally snuffed out by the Civil Rights Regime.

Despite intense propaganda surrounding women's equality, almost no one is interested in the WNBA.

People can talk all day long…

My sources are telling me the U.S. Capitol Police have deputized this man to protect Senator Tom Cotton from Hasan Piker after the latter posted threats online:

Do you think in 2006 when Heartland finished recording I Loved Her First that they were all like 'this is gonna be played for the father-bride dance at every wedding where people vote Republican for the next 50 years!'?

Do vegans just let mosquitoes bite them?

“You can administer so many Gom Jabbars with one of these bad boys.”

This book is going to be VERY good.

“I will avenge you, Father. I will save you, Mother. I will kill you, Fjölnir.”

Let me tell you a story about an incumbent president with record-breaking economic success and an isolationist foreign policy who was crusinsing towards a second term despite being loathed by the deep state and then was suddenly hit with a black swan pandemic and race riots

We would schedule asylum hearings ten years out for the Iranian missiles and in the meantime set them loose to r-pe, m-rder, and live off the taxpayer.