this whole meme thing gets a lot easier to swallow if you think of it as an excess pressure valve for liquidity that often results in really funny wealth transfers

some of y’all were never told to shut up as a child and it shows

what am i supposed to do with my macro takes i didn’t share online now that they’re coming true? i can’t victory lap something i only said out loud in person. this sucks lol

awake. but at what cost

i need a beautiful woman to explain runes to me

Sorry I didn't text you back, I was hanging out with my plants

Art by Kristina Kemenikova

oh no jpm is depegging

There's going to be a financial crisis in 2026 caused by trillions of dollars worth of complex derivatives that people thought were tracking the value of 8pm tables at 4 Charles Prime Rib, but are actually backed by a basket of 10:30pm tables at a Mario Batali place in Hoboken

Daily pancake sleeping in the sun pic

we had hot girl summer already so now it’s time for something much worse: psycho girl summer