Waiting for the big show

What if they just took it out of the police budget, since firefighters and trash removal actually keep us safe?

Happy Easter, everyone!

Look what arrived today Blue Heron Farm #fuckingjeremy

Attorney General Ken Paxton should go after the liberal, law flouting prosecutors who agreed to this deal.

Spent a bit of an absolutely lovely spring day snuggling with baby goats Blue Heron Farm. Jeremy was also there!

Fucking losers.

There's more of these in the good place.

If you are a person of means and would like to buy Jeremy a sex tortoise, this one is only $99. And we'd let you name it.

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Here's a pretty good rundown of Jeremy's Biggest Adventure
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A bit outside of town, we visited the Blue Heron Farm to check out their new beer garden. If you are a fan of goats, it’s worth the drive out to Waller.

We got fainting goats. Meet Colin Robinson and Nandor the Relentless.

OMG WE FOUND HIM. THE PEOPLE HOLDING HIM WERE ALSO GOOD SAMARITANS. THEY MADE CHRISTIAN IDENTIFY HIM BY HIS SHELL DAMAGE. HE'S GOING TO BE COMING HOME BUT HE IS
FUCKING ANOTHER TURTLE RIGHT NOW. OOPS.