Don't you, frog-get about me...

Anyone else do this??

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Shut up and take my money! 😂

It's gotta be 2, right??

Me on the outside: I'm down for anything!

Me on the inside:

Sometimes I read a text and think 'what a psycho'

But then I push send anyway 🤷‍♂️

In a zoom meeting, I am Narcissus and my own video screen is my pool.

Field trips are wasted on kids. Imagine getting a whole day off and you get to learn how they made bread in the 1800s?!?! That'd be dope.

The song 'We're Not Gonna Take It' came out almost 40 years ago and I feel like we have indeed continued to take it.

We all have that one friend who's like: 'it's not that far, we can walk.'

The walk:

Some of you never had to push your own car then jump in and pop the clutch...and it shows.

Next time I open up to someone will be my autopsy.

What is the best thing you’ve done that made your life easier?

What advice would you give to someone in their 20s?

At times talking to your sibling is all the therapy you need. But other times you need therapy after talking them.

There are two kinds of people - those who pack 10 days in advance before the trip, and those who do their laundry the day of. And they marry each other.

The Great Wall of China end meets the sea

The harsh stereotype attached to millennials is that they are wiping away the old way of doing things but apparently, it's true.