Do you feel safer locked in a burning ammunition warehouse or sleeping in your own bed with Biden as President?

Why so to when a guy slips in the back door a woman screams wrong hole and then gets pissed when he uses the front door and she gets pregnant and didn’t want a baby?

Obviously he knew which door to use better than she did.

Stop abortions and use the right wrong hole.

In an effort to stop abortions I say we provide all horny women who don’t want kids with these 2 items so they can properly prepare for alternative options and not be denied sex.

Which is a better chance of survival?

A fetus in an abortion clinic or a sperm in Willie Browns scrotum when Kamala stops by?

Adolf Hitler was a true monster for all the Jews he murdered. But we don’t have a problem with the millions of Willie Brown children Kamala has swallowed and murdered? We’re Willies babies not people too?

How close would you feel safe standing when Kamala changes her underwear?

New Poll shows 99.9 out of 100 Americans would rather be in a different country when Kamala opens her legs. EPA conducting air quality study in DC, low Air Quality near the Kamala residence has hampered abilities to find the source of the issue.

New Poll shows Americans have little faith in Joe Biden’s ability to have Corn Pop for breakfast.

United we stand until Billy eats a whole gallon of beans, then we’re divided with a 100 ft space surround in’ Billy.

Doin’ my part in regards to global warmin’. Just ate 2 cans of beans and a quart of coleslaw.

If the govt’s gonna force me to take a shot or 2 to keep the ❄️ safe, then I say give me a double shot of Petron and let’s melt those fuckin’ snowflakes.

Definition of rape: To be physically altered via penetration.

Yep, the vax is rape.

Everyone’s entitled to be stupid. But damn Joe Biden your abusing’ the shit outta the privilege.

Rumor has it Insurance companies will begin to deny coverage for any and all services to those of us who are unvaxxed. More liberal money grubbers looking for ways to kill conservatives.

Hey all, been a hard couple days. Thursday Morning, my Dobie that we all have grown to love and cherish passed away at 11:04 AM AZ time. He had spent the night before fighting a fluttering heart and finally went ahead and took that nap he so desperately needed.

Someone help me out here. God made me naked and sent me into the world naked. So why do the cops have an issue with me mowing’ the lawn the same exact way God made me?

Karen’s

Would Jesus take the Bidemala vaccine?

Remember Jesus loved and held even the leper.

Boss got pissed at me today. Seems I shouldn’t be takin’ my 2 shots an hour at my desk. Or was it because it was his scotch? Oh well.

The MSM haves is Bonanza and told us what Native Americans were like, Good times and Sanford & Son to teach us about blacks, All In The Family to explain whites and The Dukes of Hazard to teach us about Rednecks.

Now the media calls all of us RACIST?

PSA: Joey and his tech boys are watching us all. Keep your browsers clean, don’t take your phones out at night with ya and get an old car that can’t be tracked.