BRANDO. NO!

Chelsea spent £75m on agents fees in the last two transfer windows - pretty sure that is a Premier League record. Adds to their financial challenges for this season

*McQueen #shameful

received my first AI generated stage plot from a tribute band. they didn’t even change the name of the file which was simply “AI Stage Plot.” wtf am i supposed to do with this?

Hello! The below news means I need more writing work - I’ve taken the liberty of including my writing CV. Available for all the writing gigs: if you need help polishing your Fringe show, a wedding speech, or maybe you’re a telly person in need of someone… mathew-owen.co.uk

A very special event kicks off tonight at the Glasgow University debating chamber. Tickets for all three events or a bundle of 2 or 3 can be purchased from LastNightFromGlasgow right now. I'm on tomorrow afternoon.

Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wilson!!!!!!!

Uwe's AGF have made the Danish Cup Final. They've not won anything since 1996. #brentfordfc

Sat at Glasgow Uni:
1st Doors 12.00
Quad 90 12.30
Marco Rossi 13.00
Billy Reeves w/ Gavin Laird 13.45
Scorpio Leisure 14.00
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2nd Doors 19.00
Gerry Love DJ 19.00
Annie Booth 19.30
BMX Bandits 20.15
Wojtek The Bear 21.30
Gerry Love DJ 22.45

Tickets: LastNightFromGlasgow

Patient's death in A&E corridor 'linked to poor care' - report bbc.in/3vFMOJJ

Supermodel back in the Independent charts in Mar 96. A creditable 29. Considering so many of these were faux independent labels. Nick Triani Crayola Lectern 🇵🇸

EXCL: UK taxpayers have paid out more than £34,000 to cover cost of science minister Michelle Donelan’s libel case - more than double the sum the government previously admitted.
theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

My 2nd solo album came out on Friday. I hope to see you at my live perf Sat lunchtime at Glasgow Unversity. Gerry Love is DJing in the evening. All deets, inc pop videos linktr.ee/billyreevesok

All weekend #brentfordfc