houseplants are jerks

being an 𝕏 “influencer” is literally the most privileged paying gig in existence

we get money for our half-baked shower thoughts, bad takes, and dunking on people

the dream

dems: “there’s just no way to plan our multi-trillion dollar budgets without raising taxes”

citizens: “spend less money”

dems: “it’s just an impossible problem”

citizens: “don’t spend as much”

dems: “more taxes, more debt, the only possible solution”

citizens: “spend less”

stfu about looking between letters on your keyboard forever please thanks

boop

🤔

the reason why progressive policies are bad is simple:

- if you want more people to do something, make it easier

- if you want less people to do something, make it more difficult

thus, progressive policies incentivize illegal immigration, homelessness, and crime by design

sintra, portugal is gorgeous

but almost like, too pretty

it looks like a movie set or video game

it was amazing when joe biden freed the slaves and ended the civil war

also when he got us out of the great depression

also when he helped found the nation and lead the armies of the revolutionary war

a true patriot who knew american history would definitely put joe #1

anger and fear are the enemies of rationality

if you’re ever having a bad day at work just remember this guy

this is a fish

would you eat one?

i think it’s stupid that bitcoin hasn’t 10x’d in price after the halving already

i did a ton of research watching tiktok videos and chatting on alpha discord groups and telegrams and reading 𝕏 posts and i don’t get why i’m not super rich doing nothing yet

what a scam

𝕏 payments is coming and it’s literally going to make your pee pee 500% bigger

you will jump 7x as high and be able to teleport to the moon

y'know, they coulda done a bit better with this sign

there’s some new reply bots that just agree with everything you say, it’s pretty amusing 🤣

i wonder what the point is

robot works for 18 hours straight, then this happens