Normal lifestyle.

Go and hide the land document,

Make we see if she go come ask you

Lol my dad traveled with me and my cousin all the way from Lagos to UNN, waited outside till I finished my post ume, lodged with us in a hotel and brought us back to Lagos.

Jamb day, it was momcee that dropped me off.

If your parents love you, you go know 😆

It started from APC vs LP then it graduated vs Igbo to yoruba, then to mChristians vs Muslims

Now it’s Yoruba Muslims vs northern Muslims who’s more muslimer, 🤣 😂

Yo dey mental

Yes they do

Woman wey no see husband marry for physical realm should consult to see if she has a spirit husband

If you often have miscarriages and you need a traditional explanation, yo might have a spirit husband.

You and your business isn’t progressing, yo might have a…

My 2024 stylist for the year should go to Christian Dior

Already ordered about 10times

Bobrisky is in jail thanks to his bunch of inexperienced lawyers.

Cause why you plead guilty to wetin you fit deny say na paper money, your charge & bail lawyers go dey plead guilty.

Warned you about identifying as a member of the lower loser community.

Your phone don hear of Shazam ??

Women are funny

The only benefit you have as a boyfriend is unprotected sex lmao 🤣

As my friend please marry a decent partner cause any day you vex me I’ll use your partner to enter you

Walk me thru the journey of an angry woman in a relationship.

As a woman, my partner upsets me and won’t reply my text, what should I do

Do I cheat on my partner to hurt him back or should I just text my ex or random strangers since my partner doesn’t want to talk to me.

Dear women,

Be kind to men your age cause these will be the same men who will agree to fuck you when you become 45 and above.

After young boys have cursed and laughed at you for aging.

Nigerian women back in 2015 used to use that woman as an example to show men that you can be a twerker and a house wife to a decent man 😆

2013-2017 were dark times on Twitter.

When women wanted to show you the benefit of twerking they’ll bring Korra and that janemena girl…

Learn to be wicked for this world na good people dey fess wicked ppl die

Women life funny.

If dem no marry you, some of una fit no ever drive car for your lives.

Make una dey tell men thank you.

I’ll tell my sons about women who curved me and tell him to go after their daughters.

I have your names. 😤

Women are boring 🥱

If you live around Ayobo- iyana ipaja,
I have free mangoes and avocados

hmu with your dispatch